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** Grins – Alzheimer's Test

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I have been getting a lot of e-mail about the upcoming elections, especially the Democratic Primary Race. While some of it is funny, and some is informational (but usually biased) some of it is just downright nasty. A lot of e-mail from white liberals who say it is time for a change, and a lot from conservatives who say the liberal white voters will carry the day and elect Obama as an atonement for the actions of slave owners 150 years ago.

Funny, after all these years, I still keep in touch by e-mail with some of my High School classmates. One is an avowed Democrat and has said that he will vote for anyone who the Democratic Party nominates. I asked him if their candidate was Usama Bin Laden, or Charles Manson would he vote for them.  His answer was  - yes.

On the flip side, I have some pretty committed friends who are Republicans. The consensus that I can get from their e-mail is they don't care who wins as long as it isn't Hillary or Obama. Another group who like Hillary, but will vote Republican if Obama is the Democratic candidate, say they hope McCain has a young running mate as that is who they will really cast their vote for.

I have also had a lot of people trying to determine my political affiliations. My feeling is that with all the unelected "super delegates" who will most likely determine the Democratic Race, and the Electoral College actually picking the President, I really do wonder what all this "hubbub", which is simply loud confused noise from many sources, is all about. Sometimes I wonder what it would be like if we didn't have news channels on TV that ran 24 hours a day and are desperate to find anything to report on.

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Select All

Have you ever wanted to highlight a complete document or page all at once instead of dragging your mouse all the way from the bottom to the top of the page just so you can copy and paste it somewhere else? If it is two pages or more, it can be difficult to use your mouse for all of the text. Even then, sometimes your finger slips off the mouse and you have to start all over again.

If you're tired of all that nonsense, you can select all of the text on a page all at one time. All you have to do is select it all!

There are two ways you can do this. One is going to the Edit menu in whatever program you're working in (a Web page, MS Word, etc) and choose Select All. That will highlight the complete page of text, pictures, etc. Then you can just copy and paste the material wherever you want it. The job will be done much faster than using your mouse!

The other way to select it all is by using Ctrl + A. This keyboard shortcut will do the exact same thing. Just click once on the page you want to copy, press Ctrl and A at the same time and poof, it's done!

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Stupid Local Laws

In Texas, a recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice,
either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

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You need the proper diet and exercise program to accomplish your goals.  Anyone can do it!  All you have to bring to the table is the ability to follow simple instructions, and the desire to change.

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A Little Humor for the Weekend

Alzheimer's Test
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This test was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University .. Take your time and see if you
can read each line aloud without a mistake.

The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!

1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5 This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat
8. This is fart cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10. This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat.
12 This is seconds cat.

Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down and I betcha' you cannot resist passing it on

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I walked into my sister's kitchen and found my nephew, Dewey, having a snack.
"Where's your mother?" I asked.

"She said she was going to have a shower. Just a second, I'll see."

Dewey went to the kitchen tap and turned the hot water on full blast.

An indignant yell came from above.

Dewey calmly turned off the tap and said, "Yep, she's in the shower."

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Dear Internal Revenue Service:

Enclosed you will please find my 2008 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.

Please note the attached article from the USA Today newspaper; dated 12 November, wherein you will see the Pentagon (Department of Defense) is paying $171.50 per hammer and NASA has paid $600.00 per toilet seat.

I am enclosing four (4) toilet seats (valued @ $2,400) and six (6) hammers valued @ $1,029), which I secured at Home Depot, bringing my total remittance to $3,429.00.

Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return.

You can do this inexpensively by sending them one 1.5" Phillips Head screw. (see aforementioned article from USA Today newspaper detailing how H.U.D. Pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws".

One screw is enclosed for your convenience.

It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year.

Sincerely,

A Satisfied Taxpayer

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Fun Quiz - Click the link below.

Has someone asked you this before? "Have you told anyone you loved them today?"

When you heard it, did you blow them off, so to speak, because *you aren't that type of person*? You're not the type to go around telling people you love them?

Well, think again. Think smarter.

The next time someone asks you that, rearrange the words so it works in your life. Just because you don't *love* them right now, doesn't mean you can't use the concept.

Remember, what goes around comes around.

Look *around* and see who you can tell that you *like* them. If that doesn't work for you, then look around and see who you can tell that you *appreciate* them.

Have you told anyone you loved them today? It's a very good question, and you benefit greatly from doing/saying it -- or something like it. Again, what goes around, comes around.

An article the may help is Do You Gamble?  You'll find it here:
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That's it for now.

Best Wishes - Have a Great Weekend and a Happy Easter
Bob

Copyright - 2008

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