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Friday Rant

I received a joke this morning, and while it is humorous in a way, it does, like all humor does bear a touch of truth.

There will not be a Nativity scene in Washington, DC, this Christmas. Supreme court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity scene at America's capitol this Christmas season. Not for religious reasons, they simply could not find three wise men in the nation's capitol.

P.S. No problem however in finding enough ASSES to fill the stable.

Which brings me to the question “Who took the Christ out of Christmas.” Don’t know about you, but I’m sick to death of “Merry Xmas” and “Happy Holidays.” The next time a “bell ringing” greeter at a store says “Happy Holidays,” I’m simply going to say “Merry Christmas” turn around, and not shop there. And guess what – if enough of us did that, the vocal minority would soon  realize they can’t have their way on all issues.

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Remove It Safely

If you haven't noticed yet, USB devices are just flooding the market right now. Digital cameras, media players, external drives and many more. All of them require a USB port to function. Most newer computers have a port or two right up front for removable devices as well.

Even though USB devices are the plug and play type (that is, they're ready to go upon being plugged in), you shouldn't just unplug them. A USB port has current running through it, so the power jolt caused by unplugging a "hot" connection can corrupt data on a storage device, a camera or an MP3 player.

You can prevent such problems by clicking the Safely Remove Hardware icon down in the system tray (by the clock). It looks like a rectangle with a green arrow pointing down. Here's a picture of it, in case you're not sure what it looks like.

You'll be given a list of USB devices that are active. Highlight the one you want to remove and click Stop. When the power shuts off Windows will tell you that it is safe to remove the device. Click Close and then remove it from your USB port. It's the best way to keep your "toys" safe!

Oh, and by the way, make sure the company you are buying from is not on the "endangered" list and will be around after the first of the year in the event of a probolem.

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A kindergarten teacher asked, "What is the shape of the earth ?"
  One lil' girl spoke up: "According to my Daddy -- terrible !" .

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 "How You Can Build Your Best Body Ever
In Just 3 Months!!"

Are you overweight and sick and tired of the way you look?  Have you tried those so called "Miracle Plans", that just don't work?  it might be time to get serious.  You can have the body you want.

You need the proper diet and exercise program to accomplish your goals.  Anyone can do it!  All you have to bring to the table is the ability to follow simple instructions, and the desire to change.

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A Little Humor for the Weekend

Lost
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The pilot was sitting in his seat and pulled out a .38 revolver. He placed it on top of the instrument panel, then asked the navigator, "Do you know what I use this for?"

The navigator replied timidly, "No, what's it for?"

The pilot responded, "I use this on navigators who get me lost!"

The navigator proceeded to pull out a .45 and placed it on his chart table.

The pilot asked, "What's that for?"

"To be honest sir," the navigator replied, "I'll know we're lost before you will."

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THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1)You believe in Santa Claus
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus

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GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch
     the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

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Fun Quiz - Click the link below.

BEasy Americana Quiz

At any given moment you can create or change your emotions.

Knowing that, if you don't feel good mentally, why not choose to?

Why not just decide to feel good RIGHT NOW. Watch how your body reacts to that thought.

You're alive, enjoy it.

Here's an article you might like: Ain't Life Grand?
Http://www.tameyourbrain.com/aintlifegrand.htm

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That's it for now.

Best Wishes - Have a Great Weekend
Bob

Copyright - 2008

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