We value every subscriber and respect your privacy.  Our subscriber list is NOT made available to anyone for any reason.  Unsubscribe instructions are at the end of this Newsletter. We don’t want to send this to anyone who doesn’t wish to receive it, and we will make every good faith effort to remove you.

** Tip of the Day - Windows Logo Testing

** Trivia

** Quote of the Day

** Grins – Bump on the Head

** Motivational Tip For The Day by Jan Tincher - Are you a manager?

If you have a favorite "Tip" that would be of interest to our subscribers or an article that would be of interest, please send it to: articles@adv-marketing.com - We currently have 60,000+ subscribers who receive the "Tip of the Day" which is published every Monday, Wednesday and Friday each week.

To place a free ad on our website for your business, click on the link below, and you will be sent all the information you need.

freead@adv-marketing.com?subject=FreeAd

Subscribe and Unsubscribe directions are at the end of this publication.

To place an ad in this or any of our other publications, go to: http://adv-marketing.com - we accept Credit Cards and Online Checks - all "Tips" are archived at our web site at: http://adv-marketing.com/business/tod.htm

Friday Rant

Does anybody remember the reason given  for the establishment of the DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY ..... during the Carter Administration?

* Anybody?
* Anything?
* No?
* Didn't think so!

Bottom line. We've spent several hundred billion dollars in support of an agency ... the reason for which not one person who reads this can remember.

Ready???????

It was very simple ... and at the time everybody thought it very appropriate.

The Department of Energy was instituted on August 4th, 1977
to lessen our dependence on foreign oil.

Hey, pretty efficient, huh?????

And now it's 2008, 31 years later ... And the budget for this
necessary department is at $24.2 billion a year

They have 16,000 federal employees and approximately 100,000 contract employees and look at the job they have done!

This is where you slap your forehead and say 'WHAT WAS I THINKING?

Ah yes, good ole bureaucracy.

And this is just ONE example of our tax dollars being frittered away.  Multiply this by about 1000, and that's how much is wasted EVERY YEAR!!!!!!

If you think the government is the answer to ANY of these major problems, you'd better RETHINK it, while you still have a few dollars left in your pocket.

And NOW we are going to turn the Banking System & the Auto Industry over to these fools?

God Help Us!!!!

As always, if you disagree with anything said in these rants or have some comments to ad, send them to us by clicking on the following - bob@adv-marketing.com?subject=Friday Rant

In addition to this notification, you can also read the Newsletter directly from your email. If the Newsletter doesn't get through the sp*m filters, at least you will be able to read it on the web. You will receive the Notification and (hopefully) the entire Newsletter in your email. Click below to receive it also directly in your email.

bosgoodby@verizon.net?subject=Both-Notification+Newsletter

BTW - All ads received and published here are checked not only for accuracy, but known scams are not accepted. If a complaint is received about an ad, an indepth check is made, and if there are other complaints on the Internet, the ad is removed.

-----

Windows Logo Testing

When you're installing a new piece of software on your computer, do you ever get an error message that says something about Windows Logo testing?The driver signing feature in Windows XP allows you to make sure that the drivers you are installing for any new program, device, etc. are actually compatible with Windows.

To do this, right click on the My Computer icon on your desktop and choose Properties. Click on the Hardware tab and then the Driver Signing button. You will see a little explanation of the Windows Logo testing at the top as well.

Next, you can choose how you want your computer to notify you about the testing. You can either have your computer ignore it and not notify you at all, you can choose to be warned with a prompt each time this comes into play or you can block it, which will tell your computer to never install an unsigned driver. Once you've made your choice, just check the button next to it and then click OK twice. From now on, your computer will obey your Windows Logo testing preferences and that makes everything just so much easier!

Imagine buying the finest Italian Boys  Suits, with direct from the importer pricing. Select from the finest and the world's most fashionable clothing, and get almost wholesale prices, as well as fast low cost shipping from our East Coast warehouse.

AMEX, MC, VISA DISC. Accepted, refunds available   Phone us at 866-782-0108 or browse -   http://www.boysitaliansuits.com

Dress him in a really nice Italian suit for that
First Communion, Bar Mitzvah or Graduation!

---

Where to live in retirement?

You can live in Colorado where...
You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car.
You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home and he stops at the day care center.
A pass does not involve a football or dating.
The top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail.

---

 

 "How You Can Build Your Best Body Ever
In Just 3 Months!!"

Are you overweight and sick and tired of the way you look?  Have you tried those so called "Miracle Plans", that just don't work?  it might be time to get serious.  You can have the body you want.

You need the proper diet and exercise program to accomplish your goals.  Anyone can do it!  All you have to bring to the table is the ability to follow simple instructions, and the desire to change.

---

 

A Little Humor for the Weekend

Bump on the Head
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

A man who had just undergone a very complicated operation kept complaining about a bump on his head and a terrible headache. Since his operation had been an intestinal one, there was no earthly reason why he should be complaining of a headache.

Finally his nurse, fearing that the man might be suffering from some post-operative shock, spoke to the doctor about it.

The doctor assured the nurse, "Don't worry about a thing. He really does have a bump on his head. About halfway through the operation we ran out of anesthetic."

-----

A dangerous new virus is being distributed electronically. It is  called the Worm Overload Recreation Killer (WORK). You can get  WORK from your boss or colleagues. Do not touch it. The virus  will wipe out your private life.

If you come into contact with WORK, there are two antidotes. You  can purchase Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) or  Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). They're  available at your local grocery store.

Take repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated.  Forward this warning to five friends. If you don't have five  friends, you're already infected with WORK and it is controlling  your life.

-----

After eight days of backpacking, my wife and I were looking pretty scruffy. She came to breakfast in a baseball cap, her hair sticking out at odd angles.

She asked, "does my hair make me look like a water buffalo?"

I thought for a moment, then said, "If I tell you the truth, do you promise not to charge?"

-----

Fun Quiz - Click the link below.

General Trivia

Are you a manager?
 

A successful manager manages information.

If you want to be a successful manager, learn to ask intelligent and precise questions.

Learn to ask in a way that defines what you want and achieves your outcome.

An article that will help is: 6 Steps To Make A BIG Change!
Http://www.tameyourbrain.com/6steps.htm
-----

Be a success!  Let Jan Tincher, Master Neuro-Linguistic
Programmer, help you!  Great articles, great strategies you can
implement immediately!  Go here now:
http://www.tameyourbrain.com/success/index1.htm

That's it for now.

Best Wishes - Have a Great Weekend
Bob

Copyright - 2009

Sign up Instructions

If you have a friend who would like to receive this Newsletter have them visit our web site and sign up at: http://adv-marketing.com/business/subscribe2.htm