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Friday Rant

I have been hitting the Democrats pretty hard, and to be totally fair, I do have to add a few things the Republicans have been doing lately. Did you know for example that the Republicans spent 55 million of your tax dollars in order to discover if Monica Lewinsky swallowed while giving felatio to President Clinton. The medical term for felatio is irrumation (literally, "to suck").

Republicans today are simply the other big-government party -- just as capable of squandering public funds, and just as eager to fill their barrels and their pocketbooks with pork, as their fellow-spendthrifts across the aisle. Recent  bills called for 50 million for a 4-and-a-half acre indoor rain forest in Coralville, Iowa, courtesy of Republican Senator Charles Grassley, of Iowa. Then there’s $1 million for the Anchorage Museum, courtesy of Alaska Republican Senator Ted Sevens. Representative Jim Gibbins, Republican of Nevada, gets a quarter of a million dollars to repair a swimming pool in his hometown of Sparks, Nevada.

And on and on it goes: $200,000 to the University of Hawaii to produce a documentary on Kalahari Bushmen, $220,000 to the University of Maine to renovate a blueberry research center. Here’s a good one: Half a million dollars to the University of Akron for a program called "Exercises in Hard Choices," examining how Congress makes budget decisions. Ha

Isn’t it time for a “line item veto?” Bill Clinton got it in 1996 but had it taken away by the courts, because they declared the line item veto was unconstitutional.  But when running for President, didn’t Obama promise to do away with earmarks if he was elected. Well, he might not be able to veto individual line items, but he can surely veto the whole damn thing. If he doesn’t have the cojones to do something about this “out of control spending” he is not only allowing, but encouraging it, perhaps it is time for us, the taxpayers of this country to be heard.

I’m not suggesting a civil war, as Obama is the President and Chief of the Military, and as such has control over the Military. What with the gun laws that he and other “take aways” legislators are passing, it would be most difficult indeed to even try something as foolhardy as that.

If someone is screwing up get rid of them legally – vote their butts out of office. Reduce the Senate terms to 3 years and allow no more than two terms in office. Some Senators have been in office so long, and control so much it is virtually impossible to get rid of them. Same with the House – two years terms with no more than two terms in office. Oh - and can their lifetime pensions as well.

Strom Thurmond was in office from 1956 to 2003 and was 100 years old when he retired and was in office for 47 years. Senator Robert C. Byrd, Democrat of West Virginia, who at 90 has been in office more than 49 years. Sen. Ted Kennedy has been in the office for over 45 years, and rumor has it in his earlier years he was a very good swimmer. Sen. Daniel Akaka, D-HI, (4th longest serving of all time) came to the Senate two months after Kennedy, who was first elected in a special election in 1962. This is just entirely too long. After so many years in office, they build up so much power that they are virtually unbeatable, and can put whatever earmarks in any bill they wish.  This is wrong, and it is time for a change – Hmmm – isn’t that what Obama promised before the election.

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Ink Cartridge

Has your current ink cartridge finally printed its last document? Or, maybe you just know you'll probably only be able to get a few more documents printed with the one you have now. Either way,  it's time for you to invest in some new ink. Maybe you only need a new black ink cartridge or maybe you need color one as well. Whichever way, printer ink is an essential part of our computing lives and we all need to make sure we get the best and the right kind!

To see what kind of replacement cartridge you're going to need,  look at the one you already have in your printer. Just lift open your printer's lid and the cartridges will scan across so that you can look directly at them. Your cartridge will have a number written on it. It may have some letters with it or it might just be a number.  The numbers will  be different for black  ink and colored ink.

Once you find the number you need, you can go to any local computer store (Best Buy, Staples, etc.) and buy an ink refill. You can also order them from your printer manufacturer's Web site (HP, Lexmark, Canon, etc). To do that, go to their site and look for the ink cartridge materials. Just follow the directions to place your order.

In addition, there are other places online where you can buy ink refills. You can do a search for them with your favorite search engine and look for the place that will suit you best. Often times, those sites offer discounted prices, but be careful when ordering online. When you ad shipping and handling,  sometimes it's better to buy at a local retail store. It's up to you!
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Are you overweight and sick and tired of the way you look?  Have you tried those so called "Miracle Plans", that just don't work?  it might be time to get serious.  You can have the body you want.

You need the proper diet and exercise program to accomplish your goals.  Anyone can do it!  All you have to bring to the table is the ability to follow simple instructions, and the desire to change.

Entertainment Night at the Senior Center
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It was entertainment night at the Senior Center.

Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you into a    trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.'

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
antique pocket watch from his coat.  I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a  very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations.'

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly
chanting:  'Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch...'

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth,
light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's finger and fell to the floor, shattering
into a hundred pieces.

'Crap' cried the Hypnotist.

It took three days to clean up the Senior Center.

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LETTER FROM THE BOSS.....

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%.

Since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me, since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lot and found six 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change, I gave it to them.
I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

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 I've often been asked,  "What do you old folks do now that you're retired?"

Well..I'm fortunate to have a few friends who have chemical engineering backgrounds, and one of the things we enjoy most is turning beer, wine, Scotch, and margaritas into urine.

And we're pretty damn good at it, too

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Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a bar around 9:58 PM .  He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 PM news was coming on.  The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, 'Do you think he'll jump?'

Bob says, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.'

The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.'

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, 'You're on!'

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very  upset,  but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, 'Fair's fair. Here's your money.'

Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump."

The blond replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Bob took the money.

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Fun Quiz - Click the link below.

The Color Black

Dream your dream, plan your dream, then watch your dream turn into reality. See your future right before your very eyes. Some people like to put their dream in a basket, then send it on its way. They forget about it.

Well, guess what? If you forget about something, you aren't giving it the proper nourishment that it needs to grow. You aren't attracting it. If you ignore it, it will ignore you. This is how your brain works. Focus on your dream, and watch it blossom with the belief that you are doing all you can do to nurture it and help it grow.

Take control. Plan your dream. WATCH and nurture it as it turns into reality. Remember, if you waver -- it's like taking one step forward, oops, you wavered, take two steps back.

An article that may help is: Do You Have Beliefs That Don't
Serve You?
Http://www.tameyourbrain.com/beliefsthatdontserve.htm

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Be a success!  Let Jan Tincher, Master Neuro-Linguistic
Programmer, help you!  Great articles, great strategies you can
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That's it for now.

Best Wishes - Have a Great Weekend
Bob

Copyright - 2009

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