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Friday Rant

Thank God – Captain Richard Phillips saved his crew, and he was safely rescued when our US Navy Seals prevailed. But my question is why did this happen in the first place.  How can 4 people in a small boat take over a ship the size of the Maersk Alabama. Now this is not a little ship – at over 508 feet long, one does wonder how this can be captured with such impunity.

Oh – and why did it take four days for Obama and friends to make up their minds, to blow these raggies away? It could have been over immediately when Captain Phillips jumped from the lifeboat - Bang - the End! What were they thinking? Could it be they were vetting them for a possible cabinet position and they wanted to make sure they didn't owe any back taxes? Or were they just waiting for the report from "Ancestry.com."

Fifteen ships with nearly 300 crew are still in the hands of Somali pirates, who dock the hijacked vessels near the eastern and southern coast as they negotiate for ransom. In just the last two weeks pirates have seized eight vessels including a huge Saudi supertanker loaded with $100 million worth of crude oil.

Trying to control over a million square miles of ocean is futile, but this is the tack being advocated by our government. BS - why not put a few 50 caliber machine guns on these ships that could take out a rubber raft a mile or so away?

If a small boat is speeding toward you, the intention might not be too clear. But if you put a few shots across their bow, and they leave, no problem. If they continue coming or shoot back, sink their butt – problem solved.

But they continue to hijack ships even after this incident at the rate of about one a day. Oh, and the UN continues to make asses of themselves. They capture the pirates, and then let them go – Duh. And we continue to house these pinheads in New York City, where they have diplomatic immunity from everything, and we pay a major portion of their expenses.

Why not rotate the countries that house the UN – I would start with Siberia in Russia during the winter the first year, and maybe the Rainforest in Venezuela during the rainy season the second.  And of course, there are always our good buddies in France and Germany. Now if these countries won’t take them, at least move them to Illinois where already know the politicians from there are crooked.

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Ultra Low Cost Computers

ULCPC stands for ultra-low-cost personal computer and experts are saying they're the "next big thing" when it comes to the computer world. So, let's take a look and find out why!

With a cost of less than $200, ULCPCs are an up and coming class of mobile computers that are mainly designed for first time PC users and students. There are different kinds of ULCPCs, but most of them have smaller screens, they run on a lot less power than a regular PC and they're much more portable. They have limited hardware capabilities, but they're perfect for completing small tasks, such as browsing the Internet or checking your e-mail. And even though ULCPCs are meant for first time buyers, experienced users are showing an interest in them as well.
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Are you overweight and sick and tired of the way you look?  Have you tried those so called "Miracle Plans", that just don't work?  it might be time to get serious.  You can have the body you want.

You need the proper diet and exercise program to accomplish your goals.  Anyone can do it!  All you have to bring to the table is the ability to follow simple instructions, and the desire to change.

Judge Judy
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Judge Judy to prostitute :
'So when did you actually realize you'd been raped?'

Prostitute, wiping away tears:

'When the check bounced.'

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Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $ 2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register. I sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to just give me two quarters , but she hailed the manager for help. While he tried to explain the transaction to her, she stood there and cried. Why do I tell you this? Because of the evolution in teaching math since the 1950s:

1. Teaching Math In 1950s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit ?

2. Teaching Math In 1960s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

3. Teaching Math In 1970s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit?

4. Teaching Math In 1980s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

5. Teaching Math In 1990s

A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers, and if you feel like crying, it's ok.)

6. Teaching Math In 2009

Un hachero vende una carretada de maderapara $100. El costo de la pro ducciones es $80. Cuanto dinero ha hecho?

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A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the  young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly.  After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her; saying, 'I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?'

'No,' the woman replied. 'Divorce attorney'

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A woman visits a fortuneteller who tells her, "Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, the woman takes a few deep breaths, steadies her voice and asks, "Will I be acquitted?"

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Fun Quiz - Click the link below.

Twin Quiz

Do you know how to make good things come into your life?

Acknowledge the good things that have come into your life already.

Every day, write down three things that you enjoyed that day, no matter how mundane.

Then, write down three things you liked about each of those three things you enjoyed.

Watch as your life changes and suddenly you have more than three good things to acknowledge. Enjoy life! Live life!

Love life! Pass it on.
 

An article that may help is:  Do You Gamble?  You can find it here:
http://www.tameyourbrain.com/gamble.htm

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Be a success!  Let Jan Tincher, Master Neuro-Linguistic
Programmer, help you!  Great articles, great strategies you can
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That's it for now.

Best Wishes - Have a Great Weekend
Bob

Copyright - 2009

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